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All the love in the world All the love in the world

Rated 1 / 5 stars

urf.

this isn't a music video, it's an experiment in tedium. try much harder.


Torm responds:

Well it was a music video designed for a college project. I didn't realise everyone might not have any real understanding of metaphores. Sorry I bored you, just keep watching mario sprite movies and laughing at fart jokes.


Ultimate Randomness Ultimate Randomness

Rated 0 / 5 stars

HEY BUDDY IT'S THE CLUEPHONE (ANSWER IT HURR)

Here's a friendly hint: Boring "random" FBF isn't experimental anymore, it's lazy and boring. Stop it.


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Tripple Kidney Man Tripple Kidney Man

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Oh my!

The punchline was totally brilliant, I so wasn't expecting that.


darkwolf7676 responds:

you say the punchlines brilliant and you give me a 6! where is the love?

Recent Game Reviews


Boomshine Boomshine

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Brill.

This game is absolutely brilliant. Commendable! I should think that emphasizing strategy would be nice, though - maybe via fewer dots paired with walls and reflectors and other obstacles.


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Wonderland 3D Wonderland 3D

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

Unforgivable.

I don't care what people have told you - this game is shit. The graphics aren't even good enough to call DATED - they're completely ugly, and I don't think whatever rendering program you used to assemble the 3D bits before pasting it all together in MSPAINT has been updated since 1992.

The endlessly looping music was grating, and your inexplicable decision to highlight hotspots is appalling. If you don't have enough graphical detail to indicate what is and what is not a valid target to click, then you shouldn't be making adventure games.

The broken keypad buttons were also horrid. I don't see why y... nevermind, that line of thought will get us nowhere.

And you call that a story? It's pathetic, and surely you could have done better than rip off the MYST crumpled-handwritten-note-by-i ndisposed-character idea.

I guess what I'm getting at is this question: If I ask really nicely, can I get you to promise never to make games again?

Please?


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Tetris flash edition! Tetris flash edition!

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

Unplayable.

The backgrounds don't mix well with your horrible furry head tetris pieces, and the sound effects are jarring and lame. There's absolutely no reason to remake Tetris for flash, billions of people have done it better than you.


Recent Audio Reviews


Forsaken Battle =HFX= Forsaken Battle =HFX=

Rated 0 / 5 stars

Plagiarized.

This song is virtually identical to ALMENO STAVOLTA, by Nek - an italian pop group, I believe. Even calling this an arranged cover would be discharitable.

Maybe next time you should find something more obscure to rip off.


Phyrnna responds:

Huh. Interesting. I've never heard that song before. But I listened to it before I decided to respond this.

I understand where you said that. I agree that it does share a lot of similarities for that one motif. Although the chordal sequence is different still. Of course, his does sound better, and hence that's probably why he's famous and I'm not. Oh well, it wasn't ever my intention. I guess all I can say is that I will refrain from publicizing this seeing as someone had beat me to the punch with that motif. Another motif of this song that someone else had beat me to one part that is similar to part of ParagonX9's BlueSky, although the chordal accompaniment was totally different. In my defense, I had not heard either song before I wrote this, and this song was wrote in the short span of a week for the intention of a high school skit project on Hamlet.

Thank you for pointing that out. I'm marking your review as helpful, as proof that I have no hard feelings for your honest review.
Thank you very much.

-HFX ^_^

P.S. Could you listen to my other songs to find if they have the same problem? There unfortunately isn't any convenient search engine that you could check your music with to see if anyone had the same ideas before you did. Thanks!


Tribute solo Tribute solo

Rated 5 / 5 stars

wow.

This is the most amazing track i've heard on NG Audio. I'm using it as the intro theme to my flash series. Thank you SO much for your amazing work.


Jack-Kinoff responds:

thanx. I cant wait to see your full version of that flash