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Boomshine Boomshine

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Brill.

This game is absolutely brilliant. Commendable! I should think that emphasizing strategy would be nice, though - maybe via fewer dots paired with walls and reflectors and other obstacles.


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Wonderland 3D Wonderland 3D

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

Unforgivable.

I don't care what people have told you - this game is shit. The graphics aren't even good enough to call DATED - they're completely ugly, and I don't think whatever rendering program you used to assemble the 3D bits before pasting it all together in MSPAINT has been updated since 1992.

The endlessly looping music was grating, and your inexplicable decision to highlight hotspots is appalling. If you don't have enough graphical detail to indicate what is and what is not a valid target to click, then you shouldn't be making adventure games.

The broken keypad buttons were also horrid. I don't see why y... nevermind, that line of thought will get us nowhere.

And you call that a story? It's pathetic, and surely you could have done better than rip off the MYST crumpled-handwritten-note-by-i ndisposed-character idea.

I guess what I'm getting at is this question: If I ask really nicely, can I get you to promise never to make games again?

Please?


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Tetris flash edition! Tetris flash edition!

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

Unplayable.

The backgrounds don't mix well with your horrible furry head tetris pieces, and the sound effects are jarring and lame. There's absolutely no reason to remake Tetris for flash, billions of people have done it better than you.



Windows XP Emulator Windows XP Emulator

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

Shit.

What the hell? There have been at least two of these released in the last month. This isn't original, this isn't even clever - Hell, it's not even funny. Plus, SLIPKNOT? I hope you die in a hotel fire, and cry as a goat breaks your fucking glass cats. Your flash is pathetic.


CrawlAway responds:

what an abusive review. try seeking help


Windows XP sim Windows XP sim

Rated 2 / 5 stars

Pathetic.

This idea has been done 86,000,000,000 times before, and usually done better.

Try to get a better capture of your images, and work on your grammar and spelling. Professionalism can't possibly hurt you.

Out of all the errors, the only one that's ever happened to me personally is the taskbar. That one gave me a bit of a bitter chuckle.

This could have been much better with more work put into it.


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Onigirl DDR 11'th Hard! Onigirl DDR 11'th Hard!

Rated 2 / 5 stars

These were interesting at first.

You need to stop releasing these as multiple games and make one game with many songs and so on. Also, it desperately needs backgrounds.

The gameplay's not bad, though.


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Franks Adventure 3 Franks Adventure 3

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Neat.

An interesting adventure game; It could, with a few modifications, stand on its own without the porn. That said, the porn it contains is quite well drawn, and better than nearly anything else Newgrounds has to offer. However, some of the pictures require a little TOO much work, although even these can be played one-handed if the need 'arises.'


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