Aegith's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[All the love in the world]

urf.

this isn't a music video, it's an experiment in tedium. try much harder.

Torm responds:

Well it was a music video designed for a college project. I didn't realise everyone might not have any real understanding of metaphores. Sorry I bored you, just keep watching mario sprite movies and laughing at fart jokes.

[Tripple Kidney Man]

Oh my!

The punchline was totally brilliant, I so wasn't expecting that.

darkwolf7676 responds:

you say the punchlines brilliant and you give me a 6! where is the love?

[fluid]

I can think of no reason for this to exist.

I'm not sure whether you ripped this off, or if you just managed to make a movie exactly like three million other FBF piles of shit. I mean, it's not TERRIBLY done - granted, the music choice was uninspired and added nothing to the movie, and watching squiggly, eye-killing frames melt into each other isn't my idea of fun - but I've seen worse.

But perhaps you should have an idea for a movie before you make one. This isn't art, it's entertainment. And it fails.

zonic123 responds:

your only flash is a stupid medieval childs tell ha, how original and ne way i am only 13 so i guess u just suck

[The Portal 2]

What 'choo talkin' bout?

This IS a stick movie.

One major gripe is that you switch between spoken lines and spelled-out lines. That's distracting, and seriously sucks. Fix it.

StealthBeast responds:

Clocks are using their normal voices, sticks are using their normal voices.

Anti-stick people are calling this a stick movie.

Anti-clock people are calling this a clock movie.

GOD! SHUT UP PUBLIC LOL! =P

[Final Fantasy Sonic X:Ep2]

This is the most ridiculously retarded thing ever.

The dialogue SUCKS, and the entire movie is cliched and uninteresting. Not to mention that having sonic try to find a magic sword with begaman characters (who apparently have the power to heal hedgehogs) is the most ridiculously retarded thing, ever.

Try retaking eighth grade english, and make some more.

BlackDevilX responds:

well Ok mr flash expert who has won awards and is the best artist on NG can you do any better?

[Pete is a Pogo Stick 1]

Made me laugh a great deal.

Despite the bad art, this stuff is hilarious. Make more, lest I smite thee,

Friz responds:

Bad art you say? I've started working on the next one, and there's a large outside drawing I've done which took me a while. I hope you're more impressed with the next one. But if you smite me, I may not be able to.

[ChronoTriggerLegendsEp4]

Improved.

Much, much better than your first submission in this series. If you doublechecked your spelling and made the animation a bit more fluid, you could have a winner in my book.

SquareHard responds:

yea, im trying my best, im still new to flash, so ill get better at this for sure, thx for the review

[ChronoTriggerLegends]

Please try harder.

You need to 1) remove the white from around the sprites, 2) animate them more smoothly, and 3) not submit demos to NG. It says clearly on the submission page that partially completed works are to be submitted to NG.MAG, not the portal.

I could make something like this in half an hour, please put more work into it. If you work hard enough, everyone will praise your art. If you just slap stuff together, everyone will blam you.

SquareHard responds:

ok, go make this in half an hour then, im counting on my watch now, gogo